Last Thanksgiving, my friend Mia and I gave each other a lot of advice that could be very useful in life, and I've decided to pass some it along to you.
1. Stay away from Cookie Monster, he promotes one of the 7 deadly sins(gluttony)
2. Don't talk to strangers. Most of them are nice, but you never know when one of them is a pirate.
3. If you go to a R rated movie, make sure you bring a pillow, and make sure you wear elevator shoes.
4. Mittens are evil things. I don't care how many people say they are warm and fuzzy, they are all crackpots, and they know it.
5. Don't believe commericals, everything looks bigger on TV.
6. If you wish upon a star, makes no difference where you are, up above the world so high....You'll need a space helmet, remember to ask for one for Christmas.
7. If your friend disagrees with you, lock them in a closet until they see it your way.
8. Dr. Phil, can not help you. If he can't even get his own hair to grow, there is obviously something wrong with him.
9. If you ever hear a sqeaking noise under your bed. Get the gun next to your alarm clock, and never, ever, ever, sleep again.
10. Don't ever give a nuggy to a prep, they are obsessed about their hair.
11. Don't sniff sharpies.
12. On fish tanks when it says to not tap the glass, resist, and just don't tap the glass.
13. Do not indulge on raw or undercooked food it will expose you to bacterial illnesses.
14. Never gossip about someone cause there is always a 90% chance they are standing right behind you. (there are other reasons you shouldn't gossip too)
15. Don't make fun of people cause when they die they will come back to haunt you. Instead lead them to believe you are in fact laughing WITH them instead of AT them.
16. When a someone you don't like say they love you don't change the subject, it never works.
Example of what NOT to do
PersonWhoLovesYou: You, I love you!
You: Do you like cheese? Paramesian is my fav!
Example of the right thing to do:
PersonWhoLovesYou: You, I love you
You: Oh that's very sweet and I appreciate it. I will always remember to send you a christmas card.
Ahah yeah. I hope this helps you and your search for answers. =)
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Some Advice: Wanted or Unwanted
Posted by Sophie at 11/25/2007
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8 comments:
oh thank you oh wise one! haha i like the bottom one :)
gee thanks. i really appreciate it! i'll make sure to send you a christmas card.
yes i am wise, don't you forget that jaina. =P
AGHHHH. ASHLEE. you hurt me! psh, whatever. i know you looooove me.
hahah, I never exactly searched 4 THEESE answers, but they were very amusing. lol.
Hahahaha I can see myself actually putting #9 to good use.
And YAY #12 I support it :)
oh yeah Soph, I was the one who told U that whole Doctor Phil thing! It was a while ago, but yeah.
hey! I did some checking......
and i was wrong :( the trailer for prince caspian did not come out on the 21st or any days soon after that. IT'S COMING OUT ON THE 5TH!!!!!!!!
so anyone interested, go to: narniaweb.org
on the 5th to watch it. By the way, if you want to see a really cool guy's myspace who basically devoted two years of his life to things like looking on every website possible for stuff like trailers and blogs on everything about Narnia movies go to:
myspace.com/glumpuddle
(get it! puddleglum, glumpuddle haha)
well....... yeah i'm a narnia freak
and this is a really long comment
<3 your new background!!
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